So for a personal project I need to procure a life size (or as close to as possible) inflatable, Jesus doll. Googling for "inflatable Jesus" and "Blow up Jesus" (I'm sure I'm on some watch lists now) ...

They're a directors dream: they don't get paid by the hour, they have no problem working overtime, there's no need to feed them, and they specialize in standing in a single place for hours at the time ...